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Men do not need no stinkin direction. When men receive their license it comes with the brain road map enabling them to go anywhere in the country – while woman receive the common sense license and always ask for directions. A study by an Australian insurance company stated men pay an extra 3000 dollars a year on gas driving around aimlessly. Men can purchase a GPS unit at many stores and new cars have them as standard equipment. The unit’s purpose is to prevent people from getting lost, yet men rely on the brain map. The reason they refuse to use this device is because they are stubborn. The stubbornness leads to getting totally lost and the further from the destination they stray the less they will stop and ask for directions, as they will be embarrassed. Men will do anything to avoid embarrassment as it affects their ego.

When males get lost they are with their wife’s who are not allowed to drive unless the male has consumed too much alcohol. This stubbornness causes fights, yelling matches, being late for appointments, and the famous silence by the passenger.

Men and women have their own quirks, but females will never understand why men feel they can get anywhere without a map or directions. There is no excuse to get lost but men still depend on the brain road map, always will, and their motto is; Directions, we don’t need no stink-in directions.

With kindest regards, Judowolf