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Reality shows abound today. People watch these programs as if their live depends on them. The first big hit was “Survivor.” For those unfamiliar with this mind challenging adventure a little explanation will help.  A group of people are placed in a hostile environment, divided up into tribes, have a few challenges, back stab the other contestants, form alliances, vote people off the show and then the losers vote for the winner of a million dollars. The premise for this program was hatched by someone living in the inner city. The only prize in the inner city is if you survivor you get to live another day. Each year more and more of these reality shows are infecting our air waves. Balance is important in life and we should have a few Unreality Shows.

Unreality Show #1 “How the Homeless Survivor the Winter.” This will be an easy show to film. All you have to do is go to any major city and start filming the contestants who are the homeless. Warm weather locations will not count as the homeless don’t have to contend with the elements. There will be no need for challenges as we can watch dumpster diving for food, looking for shelter, trying to stay warm, children in need of medical care, and the homeless freezing to death. Human interest stories will not be needed as the homeless are mentally ill, deadbeats who don’t want to work, drug addicts, alcoholics, or criminals.  Children don’t fit into these categories but that doesn’t matter they are still homeless. There is no need to get sentimental they are homeless and are not our concern. Remember no human interest stories. There is no doubt this would be a hit show. The networks would only have to pay the host and camera crew. This is unreality, so why not watch!

Unreality Show # 2 “Let’s have an Affair and Get Caught.” The object of the show will be to destroy the person and his family. The contestants will be famous people (politicians, sports stars, and movie actors or actresses) whose names will be picked by a secret ballot. These individuals will be enticed by members of the opposite sex (or same sex) to have an affair. The camera crews will be lurking in the shadows and when the affair begins we well be in the front row. The pictures and video will be plaster over the internet and on TV for a week. The families of both parties will be interviewed ad nauseam. Press conferences will abound. Analysis by the experts will be on constantly until the next show airs. A channel will be dedicated to this show so people can watch the misery played out over and over again. In our country we are very envious of the rich and famous. This will be pay back to these snobs.

Unreality Show # 3 “Let’s Be a Marijuana Dealer or How to set up a Grow House.” The rating for this show will be through the roof. We will get ordinary citizens and pair them with drug dealers. You know, the ones who go to prison for selling Marijuana or growing it in their homes. These individuals are the bane of our society and are always armed and considered very dangerous. We will follow the first meeting of the dealers and the ordinary citizen. They will have distinctive colors and will be broken down into teams. All contestants will wear hoods representing their team colors.  The grow houses location will only be known by the teams. The show will be taped at night to keep all filming locations secret. The object will be who can grow the most weed, sell it and not get caught. During the season we will learn the step by step growing process and the equipment needed. A two part show will be devoted on how to steal electricity from the electric company and your neighbors. We will learn how marijuana is harvested and processed for distribution. The drug dealers will bring the citizens into the street and show them how to sell the product.  A subsequent episode will be on how to avoid the police and run fast. All the profit the contestants make will be theirs. A snitch will be hired to give up the teams to the police. The ordinary citizens arrested will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and jailed. This will teach our citizen what happens when you sell illegal drugs to our youth. All these evil dangerous weed growers should be jailed if they have 1/100 ounce of weed on their person. Our society will be much better off when they are in prison. This will bring the war on drugs back to the fore front. Marijuana is the initial drug which leads to the use of more powerful drugs, which in turn leads to violent crimes. When we wipe out the Marijuana usage the other drugs will fall by the way side and violent crimes will decline.

Unreality Shown # 4 “The Eradication of Prostitution, Pimps, and Johns.” Prostitution is the oldest profession that the US has tried to eradicate over the past 5 centuries with only minimal success. This program will have everything. Part one will involve rounding up all the pimps in the country.  A congressional hearing will be called; they will appoint a special prosecutor, who will assign a multi task force consisting of the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, state and local law enforcement agencies who under the guidance of the special prosecutor will wipe out the pimps. The cooperation among the agencies will only take ten years to complete and then the second phase will begin. All the prostitutes in the country will be arrested and jailed for life. The special prosecutor will have unlimited power and will use harsh methods to catch every prostitute. Our country will turn its back on these women as sex is filthy, dirty, and against God’s laws.  The round ups and trials will be shown every week.  The Johns who are all sex maniacs, child molesters, and mass murders will be lured in by female officers dressed as whores, French maids, school girls, young teenagers, and strippers who want to be killed. It will be great to see female officers dressed like this. This will boost the ratings as the show will be in its twelve year. The minor crimes of murder, rape, robbery, and assaults will increase but we must shut down the oldest profession at all cost.  There is no doubt this unreality show will be good for at least twenty five years.

Unreality Show # 5 “How is Government Running?”  Two hundred contestants each week will be let loose in the Senate, White House, and House of Representatives to try and figure out what they are doing. The contestants will have the same perks as the fine gentlemen who run our country. Camera crews will accompany the contestants to film all the action. Fifty contestants will follow a congressman or senator after hours. The object will be to see how the tax payer’s money is being spent. The TV and internet will have a station dedicated to each camera crew. They will have live feeds 24 hours a day. The contestant who can figure out one bill will win a million dollars.  Shit, we don’t know what they do now. This will probably not help, but sure will be good watching. The rating for these shows will be astronomical and many of the people in Washington will not be there come next election. This show is beyond unreality.

Unreality Show # 6 “Bleed, Bleed, and Bleed Some More.”  Always save the best for last. This show will be filmed in a major city emergency room. The contestants will be the patients who come to the ER. The drama of life and death will be played out each week in real time. The cameras can be in the faces of the families as the doctor tells them their loved one has died. We will be able to witness car crash victims, gunshot wounds, stab wounds, head injuries, vomiting, bleeding, urinating, and feces galore. Then to spice things up we can watch the loved ones go to the admissions office. The arguments and fights will abound as the non-insured cannot be admitted. The most exciting shows will focus on the insured whose insurance company will not cover them. A few lawyers will be hanging around and we can watch them work their magic on the grieving relatives. They will promise the families millions in compensation if they sue the hospital, physician, nurse, orderly, student nurse, ambulance driver, and insurance company. Every segment of our society will be tuned in as they all have made a visit to the ER.

These unreality shows might be able to compete with the reality shows. The reality shows of today help us cope with the everyday stress in our daily lives. The unreality we live is boring.  There is nothing like a little unreality to spice up our boring existence.

With kindest regards, Judowolf